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Mite Demotivational Poster


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

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Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


UNEMPLOYMENT -




BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




Only In Cartoons -


TAGS: cartoons tnt dynamite looney tunes
Rating: 5/5

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OSA - September 22, 2015, 10:43 pm
Is that the same as the "Nobel Fly"?... Not that I'd know, either... must have read about it somewhere..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 21, 2015, 4:13 pm
Interesting . . . .
GaryO - September 21, 2015, 4:44 am
the DuPont spinner has saved many a poor fishing trip...not that I'd know...


FARMING WITH DYNAMITE -


TAGS: farming dynamite tresspassers wytch
Rating: 3.89/5

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DBONES2 - August 20, 2011, 11:15 pm
DARN a divorce option i didnt think of
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:36 am
Also makes fishing easier


WOMENS - He gets them all.


TAGS: geeks napoleon dynamite
Rating: 2.06/5


TIME -


TAGS: time limited waste impossible ourselves
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:55 pm

very nice
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
5L for truth. ... Which reminds me that I need to stop goofing around on motifake and get back to writing.


REAL LONELINESS -


TAGS: not limited to being alone
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:09 am

I wish I'd said it. I tend to blurt multi-syllabic strings best used when an anvil fall out of the sky onto your foot. {Grin}
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:36 am
Well Said.


THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER - Was very limited functionally, print and delete .




OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited


TAGS: love burn jesus christ options limited
Rating: 3.2/5

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camden - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
BURN


YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


BOOSTER GOLD - He's a second-stringer from the DC Universe, AND HE IS AWESOME!!!!!


TAGS: booster gold dc comics justice league unlimited comic book
Rating: 1.77/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am
AND compuTer games.... too.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am
Morons think cartoons and compuer games are real.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:09 am
WTF is this crap? Maybe to go with naughtyfake there should be a kiddiefake site?
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 12:00 am
Booster Gold is DC Universe' b*tch.


WHAT ?! - YOU SOLD MY PS2? -




Why hold elections in November? -




RIM fire -


TAGS: western calfornia yosemite arson habernero
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - August 28, 2013, 10:57 pm
I hate myself for this
Reality Lord - August 27, 2013, 3:01 pm

lol...BUT...unleash the spelling nazis


AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.




MITE - Yeah, you sleep with these.


TAGS: mite gross disgusting bed everyday bugs
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:46 am
I dunno about that, but I did need to get new glasses since I started looking at Motifake....ruby quartz optics to stop my eye beams from destroying you all that is!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
pro - December 30, 2008, 6:05 am
Don't worry, Motifakers! I was just yanking your chain. http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
--make allowances for the fact that we are dealing with one who can effortlessly spell "masturbation" correctly -- a rarity amounst the users of this site (see my poster "MASTERBATION", for further proof). Bye (Not "Bi"!)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
Ah LD, you're earned your spots, dude. pro is obvioulsy alluding to the fact that as g** as I appear at times, I am only faking (sound the word out: "homo" - "phony"). While I don't necessarily understand where pro is coming from on this one, we have to
pro - December 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
Are you going blind, LD? Too much masturbation?
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:12 pm
Did pro say it was a "homo-based misunderstanding" just then?
Khatmonsuk - December 29, 2008, 9:13 am
Let's not get immature...=)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:34 am
Yeah, that's it. Everything but the "hilarious" part. * aside to audience: "Don't no one tell that bastard how long it took me to type due to my laughing hysterically -- no srsly! pro is insufferable given even a hint of encouragement." *
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:51 pm
"Mighty in bed" is what your wife calls me, Sean, so maybe it's all just a hilarious homophony-based misunderstanding.
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 8:41 pm
Really? Your wife tells me she gets plenty of action. Maybe her bed has mites too.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 7:45 pm
Love it ... and the really dperessing part is that I get more action from them than I do the wife.


WONDER WOMAN AS A GENIE - Talk about "wish-fullfilment"!




VEGEMITE - “Try it! It tastes like chocolate...” - Australians on Vegemite - It's really not that bad people !!


TAGS: vegemite australia
Rating: 2.38/5

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Emil. - July 4, 2009, 9:00 am
Go on take a BIIIIIIIG spoonful!


ZANTANNA - All this and LEGS too! (P.S. AND SHE IS AWESOME!)




That Oughta Do It -




The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


DORITOS DINAMITA - Now You're Just Asking For It


TAGS: doritos chips dynamite snacks spicy
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:41 am
h** h** h** !


LIMITED TIME OFFER -


TAGS: limited time offer lions voting motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.38/5

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rdtotteniii - March 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Sorry I only vote. So 1 bribed lion.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Ron, you are such a lion wh***! Well done.
motifake - November 1, 2009, 4:05 pm

This is seriously epic
Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:34 am
"Honour", "fair", "deserve" - so many new definitions to learn.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:43 pm
hey Mr. Drizz...hope baby keeping you busy...lol...and u taking 1000,s of pics!
THeDRiZZ - October 31, 2009, 10:37 pm
lmao
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:24 pm
This is a joke, right?
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:23 pm
thank-you for all the friends I have now...lol


ATHEISM? -


TAGS: smite smote smitten whatever zeus is gonna bring the thunder
Rating: 3.18/5

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GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:25 pm
don't be so insecure. many pictures of a round earth don't make the earth round you know..
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:21 pm
Brillant! To think that some people deny that Apollo went to the Moon! Hah!


SILENCE -


TAGS: yosemite water
Rating: 2.65/5
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 12:04 am
You're starting to sound a bit like Elmer Fudd Aggy.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 11:46 pm
I was just digging how NOBODY's talking. LoL It's quiet all over the site...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Shhhhh....... I'm hunting posers.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 11:36 pm
The silence is deafening.
Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
It's a surprisingly pleasant change :-)
IP - September 25, 2008, 6:25 am
There is no motivational statement or quip... there's... silence.
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 3:05 pm
and...


SUPERIORITY - Bees use trigonometry. Termites invented central air conditioning. Ants created farms and flocks and landfills. So get off your damned high horse.




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KingKryzon

omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


SMAUDI R8 -




RECYCLING -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 1.4/5

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rerun - July 12, 2009, 9:29 pm

our chinese restaurants are run by hispanics.
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 9:17 pm
We have Chinese restaurants. Oddly enough most of the Chinese here are originally from Cuba, so try wrapping that one around your head.
Haarakkon - July 12, 2009, 7:34 pm
Oooooh. Who let the dogs out?
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 7:22 pm
What? Your city doesn't have a China Town?
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 6:43 pm
You think that's bad, you should see the way some people dispose of their dead pets here. The short story is if there's a nasty smell coming from one of the big garbage cans either run in the opposite direction or tell a small child Santa is in there.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:11 pm
What do you expect from Miami?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
Bottled paper! Now available in a green bin...


MISANTROPTIMIST -


TAGS: misanthrope optimist smite almighty hope
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:39 am
Nice word combonation. 5L


UNLIMITED POWER!!! -


TAGS: outlet wall unlimited power
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:17 pm
....and then the Main circuit breaker trips. flashlight. long dreary trip down basement stairs. cobwebs. things scurrying... ^!


Red Racer -




Quit Smoking -




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